30 Best Funny Christmas Cards

Anyone with a sweet tooth knows that holiday desserts are always a treat … until it’s time to break out the Tums. 

A Christmas tree made out of cheese? Now, that’s the best gift you can give.

On the thirteenth day of Christmas, three reindeer battled it out in a game of poker because, of course they did. 

From one dog lover to another, wish them a very happy howlidays with this adorable card. 

You know it’s true: The holidays are not only filled with joy, but with lots (and lots) of wine. 

This friendly penguin trio is here to sleigh Christmas — get it?

If you tend to wait until the very last minute to sort out your holiday cards, then go with this one to let them know that you tried to ship it … before February.

Once they take a look at this card, they’ll be inspired to start practicing Mariah’s famous high notes. So, prepare your ears. 

Because, no, we’re not over the end of Schitt’s Creek.  

Send this card to the Friends fan in your life to remind them to watch “The One With the Holiday Armadillo” for the zillionth time.

Celebrate the reason for the season with a Christmas card — okay,  birthday card — with Jesus front and center.

Because we all know someone who believes that the best way to spread Christmas cheer is by “singing loud for all to hear.”

While everyone is still working from home, send this card to your favorite coworker that will Dwight-en up their day.

Spend the holidays with Snoop Dogg as he raps a verse while reading you a Christmas story.

Brings a new meaning to the phrase, “holiday cheers,” doesn’t it?   

This avocado loves Christmas as much as you do and wants to give you a hug. 

The cat lovers on your gift list will probably display this sweet holiday card on their mantel (where their kitty will inevitably knock it over every day). 

Baby Yoda is everywhere — including on this punny Christmas card. 

Everyone  loves a good pun, especially when it comes with a cute illustration. 

Send this card to the person on your gift list who’s still mourning the end of KUWTK. 

Say what you will about jolly ol’ Mr. Claus, but he certainly does. 

This year, give them the card that makes “humbug!” seem like a warm, seasonal greeting. 

What starts out as a shocking statement about Santa turns into a mushy message when you unfold the card — a surprise that anyone can get behind. 

Chances are, you have that one friend who absolutely needs this card. (And she’s a a great New Year’s Eve date, too.) 

This card works perfectly for those with end-of-December birthdays — but, if you really own your cheapness (or, excuse us, frugality), you can use it for anyone. 

It’s the only card that makes you think of José Feliciano and warm, woolen mittens at the same time.

Not only will this card warn people to be careful with your heart, it’ll also get “Last Christmas” stuck in their heads all day. (Not that it’s a bad thing.) 

There’s nothing wrong with being honest, especially if you tell your loved ones that they’re misbehaving. 

Send a greeting inspired by your favorite Christmas flick, and hope that your siblings will never take you for granted again. Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!