10 Things That Go Through Your Head When You’re Growing Out Your Bangs

I don’t know why, but when spring comes around, I get the sudden urge to chop my hair off. The need to get bangs is particularly strong in me right meow, LOL! May this post serve as a reminder to resist the urge.

1. What possessed me to do this!? Why did I ever think that bangs would be a good idea? I’m never, EVER doing this ever again. (Side note: If I had a dime for every time I said that during this process I’d be a rich woman, LOL!)
2. What the hell!? My leg hair, the hair on my big toe, my mustache, even MY CHIN — why does the hair grow so fast everywhere else EXCEPT for where I actually want it to grow??
3. I should invest in a company that makes bobby pins, seeing as how I’m probably keeping the entire bobby pin industry in business. I walk around leaving a trail of bobby pins in my wake! I find them in the shower, the corners, the kitchen counter, my nightstand, and I may or may not have found a bunch around my feet in HIIT class at the gym.

   I also may or may not have seriously considered picking one of them up and using it to put my bangs back.

4. This freakin’ cowlick! How many cans of super extra hold hairspray will this take!?
5. If I put on this cray-cray pair of false lashes, it’ll distract people from looking at my cowlick. Yeah, that seems perfectly logical…
6. Good grief. I’ve only been growing out these bangs for five days, but it feels like FIVE YEARS.
7. I feel like a shaggy sheep dog…
8. I am starting to feel personally offended by my baby hairs, because they absolutely refuse to listen to me. RUDE.
9. What should I do today to get these out of my face? Braid them? Twist them? Slick them back? Wear a headband? A hat? F*ck it. Maybe I’ll just wear that itchy blue wig I got from Party City, since that would be easier than dealing with these bangs.
10. I’m never, ever, EVER getting bangs ever again.

Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,

Karen