35 Best Dirty Santa Gifts Everyone Will Want to Steal 2021

You can always stick a hot dog in the microwave or on the grill, but toasted dogs are where it’s at. This retro-style toaster cooks two hot dogs all while it toasts their buns to perfection. 

Film cameras are back in a big way, and anyone can use this disposable Kodak to capture their memories with some vintage grain — without learning how to use a manual 35mm camera. 

You might think this is a gag, but this tiny vacuum is actually perfect for picking up crumbs or tiny specks of dust. Leave it near the computer keyboard to keep the crevices crumb-free.

These durable, lightweight hammocks are popular with college students, campers and the most chill among us. It’s an affordable, unique swap gift that people will actually use. 

Grilled cheese is a love language for many. With this toaster, they can put two sandwiches in at once, and have their go-to midnight snack in just minutes.  

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Each month, they can look forward to flipping to a new image of a dog doing his business in 12 different destinations around the country. FYI: $1 of each purchase goes to the Maui Humane Society to support animals.

You can choose between five burrito styles, two waffle styles and two pizza options for this happy blanket. Be sure to tell the recipient to wash it on cold and tumble it dry on the lowest setting.

This fanny pack changes the definition of beer belly, because a can of beer can literally fit inside of it. The hair looks so real, it’s scary.

This adorable dumpling light has proved to become a popular gift choice for teens, but adults will find it equally as cute — just look at its little face!

It’s only natural to chuckle when you see a red tube guy waving in the wind. This mini version will bring the laughs in any home office.

If they ever disappear for a long period of time, you’ll know exactly where they are. They can set up this small fishing pond to make the most of their time in the bathroom. Fishing pole included!

At first glance, these comfy unicorns look like something your tween would want for Christmas — but don’t be surprised when a friend tries to steal them mid-exchange.

Here’s a fun way to put their sleuthing skills to work: Crack open three murder-mystery cases after sifting through 50 fake police documents, newspaper clippings and crime scene photos. 

For their next book club meeting, they can serve up a batch of these literary-inspired cocktails, anything from Little Soused on the Prairie to Fifty Shades of Grey Goose.

They might laugh at how ridiculous it looks when they open it, but we bet they’ll get more use out of it than they think. 

Wake up their tastebuds with this spicy white chocolate, which is actually infused with the “world’s hottest peppers.” They warn that it’s “stupid spicy,” so beware.

This T-Rex will up your Taco Tuesday game. You can create a whole dinosaur family by adding a triceratops and brontosaurus to the pack. 

They can live out their daydreams while putting together this 500-piece puzzle, inspired by one of Gray Malin’s iconic beach photographs. It’s a two-for-one deal: The puzzle has two sides — one is glossy, the other is matte — so they can keep busy for hours.

Stick a real or fake plant inside this desktop-friendly planter, and then let them customize their new office buddy with dry-erase markers. The built-in nose and ears double as a glasses holder, so they don’t lose sight of their eyeglasses ever again.

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Made with eco-friendly soy wax, this 6 oz. candle smells just like a musky men’s cologne.

These socks are perfect for the coffee-obsessed friend in your life. Just don’t be around them when they decide to wear the socks — unless you want to test your barista knowledge.

The sentiment on this stemless wine glass couldn’t be any more true. Pair it with a bottle of their favorite wine for a little bonus gift.

This catchall is the perfect size to hold their keys, most-worn jewels, or even a tealight candle. Choose from terra-cotta, natural concrete or charcoal.

Because everyone loves an incredibly cute plushie.

If your boss loves The Office and has a great sense of humor, gift them this funny beer koozie. 

The cottagecore aesthetic continued to flourish online this year, making this coloring book a trendy way to chill out. 

Some might cringe at the sight of drinking out of a toilet bowl mug, but practical jokers will appreciate this throne.

They can get a jumpstart on next summer’s garden with this compact grow-your-own strawberry kit. Plant strawberry seeds inside this blue ceramic basket and then transplant them outside once they start to sprout. 

Sipping from a wine tumbler emblazoned with Tyrion Lannister’s famous quote, it’s almost as if they’re back in King’s Landing. 

Stick a soft-boiled egg, small succulent, or tiny trinkets in this ceramic trophy, which serves as a constant reminder that it’s about the journey, not the destination. It’s the effort that counts, right? 

Every time they put pen to paper, they’ll be inspired to take on whatever the day throws at them. The entire set comes with 10 double-sided cards and matching marble envelopes. 

If your friend is a fan of the beloved holiday movie A Christmas Story, they’re definitely going to try and swap something for this clap-on nightlight. 

Boba tea AirPods case. What more is there to say?